The Lion, the Christian and the Kiev

I realize that back in biblical days, it was all the rage to prove your devotion to god through extreme challenges like nearly decapitating your son. But jumping into the lion's den, literally, might be expecting a little much of god's attention, particularly these days while he's all occupied worrying about more important stuff like the gays ruining marriage and how much weight Pat Robertson can leg press.

By the way, the article never specifies that the horribly mauled was Christian - I just assumed a Muslim would have been testing Allah and Jews just don't do that kind of stuff anymore - we're pretty secure in our position as the chosen people.